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Bastard things you can't help but think about and sometimes do

November 12th 2008 11:42

Is it that wrong to…

• Wish you were only very, very slightly disabled so you can get better parking spots and bigger toilets…

• Wonder what level of satisfaction could actually be achieved by “accidentally” running over that pedestrian who purposefully walks across a zebra crossing like an arthritic geriatric just to slow you down…

• Actually want to swim in a huge tub of dark chocolate…

• Send back your restaurant food without the fear of having it returned with added ‘nutrients’, courtesy of the acne faced lad with flaming RED CURLY hair…

• Hear your flat mate coming up the stairs, knowing she has been at the gym, but running into the shower so you take the last of the hot water even though you’ve done jack-crap all day and don’t really need one…

• Keep borrowed items and allowing people to think they had lost them…

• Hysterically laugh at people who spectacularly STACK it in front of you…

• Keeping letting stinkers go during really sad or intense moments while in the cinema...

And the list could go on and on...

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Comment by RubySoho

November 12th 2008 13:00

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I like the way you think...

Comment by Waysouth

November 12th 2008 16:45

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Waysouth

I hit a pedestrian once, in my experience it was not nearly as satisfying as one might expect.

Comment by Tracy

November 12th 2008 19:59

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I have considered walking with a limp to do this:

Wish you were only very, very slightly disabled so you can get better parking spots and bigger toilets…

What an evil person I am...

Comment by Neems

November 12th 2008 22:22

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Ruby: Thank you...it's amazing what pops into your head on long tram journeys home in 30 degree heat!

Waysouth: I was hoping to get someone who has done at least one of the above....bit dissapointing it wasn't nearly as good as we would have thought...

Tracy: That's okay...I'll get your room in hell ready right next to mine!

Thanks for dropping by guys!

Neems

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 13th 2008 00:24

Pop Culturist

Or try really annoying that unwanted work colleague who has bummed a lift by singing all the wrong lyrics to a CD you know they won't like.

Yep - love your work.

Comment by Cheryl J

November 13th 2008 06:39

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Oh damn this made me laugh out loud. I was thinking about running over a cyclist last night who thwarted my every attempt to turn corners and get around them in the narrow roadways of my suburb. I was plotting all sorts of evil ways of running them into the back of a parked car!

Nice to know I'm not the only evil one.

Comment by Neems

November 13th 2008 07:21

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Mr Nice Guy: Nice one! And thank you!

Cheryl J: hahahah nope- and while I posting this I was really hoping I wouldn't be the only one either!

Cyclists irk me too- because they can't decide whether they want to be treated as pedestrians or vehicles when it comes to traffic lights.

Comment by Janet Collins

November 13th 2008 11:24

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And the list does go on - unfortunately.

Loved it.

Comment by Michaelie

November 13th 2008 22:32

Flick Wit

I'll take white chocolate to swim in, and I'll speed up to run over people who sprint across highways in front of traffic, just to teach them a lesson.

Michaelie

Comment by KC Hill

November 14th 2008 15:42

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Is it a bad thing to send tourists the wrong way when they ask directions?

Comment by Neems

November 14th 2008 20:18

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Tough one....I'd say probably not. Being evil to evil people isn't really evil is it?

Comment by KC Hill

November 14th 2008 22:25

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The other one I've always wanted to do is when I see those guys with seemingly hundreds of facial piercings (one or two or just a few can look good, but so many looks bad).

I just want to get a giant electromagnet, and see what effect it would have close to their face. Is that cruel, or am I just too old fashioned and intolerant to the younger generation?

Comment by Neems

November 16th 2008 23:29

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KC Hill- I can't see them being too amused but is it cruel to say I'm morbidly curious to see what WOULD happen? Maybe a suggestion for the next series of Jackass?

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